THE REAL DIGGITY DOGGONE DIGGITY: STRANGE ACTUAL WORDS & EVENTS

Years ago, a patron of Josie's Pub (now Eddie's Pub) in San Antonio was driving from the bar's parking lot when her car struck an apparently drunk pedestrian. Soon, other patrons gathered on the scene where the wounded pedestrian lied on the ground. Sometime before the police and EMS arrived the sobbing woman actually said, with her voice quivering, "I never hit anyone before."

I guess you could respond to an asinine statement like that with an equally asinine one: "Yeah, the first time is always hard. Generally, people start to enjoy it after their fifth time."